I guess

Where I can be a giant nerd or i can just leave things that I found on here.

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

(via thekeefer)

— 2 days ago with 387980 notes

musicftmfw:

Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
What would my life be like if I turned that shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?

Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup. I’m hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let’s go!
Whoo!

Riding straight out of your imagination
Using my magic to fight against crime
Destroying evil with powers most awesome
Protecting the weak almost all of the time.
But not on Sundays… Game of Thrones is on!

Now is the time for a man of conviction
The world needs a hero, and I am that guy

Girl: Look! Who is that masked man?
Danny Sexbang: That’s Ninja Brian, but shut up about him. Let’s focus on me, because…

I am the Unicorn Wizard
Riding for justice on a comet of stars
With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob
I’m more awesome and smarter than I already are

I am the Unicorn Wizard
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick.

Here’s your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. No? OK.

My life is a party, the guests are supermodels
Operation: I Rule is a total success
Each day I invent a new form of karate
That changes the way that Japan views the West 

Now’s that’s progress! Doitashi Mashitay!

Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion
And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream
The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently
The cream travels places you can’t even dream

Girl: Ugh, I think I just dreamed it.
Danny: How was it? Amazing?
Girl: Uhh..
Danny: You mean Uhh…stounding? Yeah. You do.

I am the Unicorn Wizard
Just like Danny Sexbang, I’m handsome and strong
With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary
We punish the wicked then break into song

I am the Unicorn Wizard
A superhero for the entire human race
My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door
And the wand is my junk and the door is your face

Mom: Danny, Danny, wake up!
Danny: Oh, oh… Oh hey mom. I had the craziest dream! I was the Unicorn Wizard.
Mom: Awww, shut up. 
Danny: Unicorn Wizard!
Mom: I said shut up.
Danny: You shut up.

— 3 days ago with 63 notes
jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

(Source: royalbloood, via ruinedchildhood)

— 6 days ago with 148038 notes
thegirlisstrange-noquestion:

I got myself a notion,
One I know that you’ll understand.
We’ll set the world in motion,
By reaching out for each others hand.

thegirlisstrange-noquestion:

I got myself a notion,

One I know that you’ll understand.

We’ll set the world in motion,

By reaching out for each others hand.

— 1 week ago with 1543 notes

rosettast0ned:

More Ukiyo-e Heroes - art by Jed Henry and Dave Bull

— 2 weeks ago with 393 notes

islandstattoos:

Food + Me= LIFE

Like Seriously

Follow IG: @2dope_fresh

(via kevinfavis)

— 2 weeks ago with 72676 notes
tobuscus:

Everything you love? I will pee on it. #gryphon #tobuscus #meme

tobuscus:

Everything you love? I will pee on it. #gryphon #tobuscus #meme

— 3 weeks ago with 529 notes